1. Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Gag reel

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  3. youruffledmyruffalo:

    once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

    and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

    "wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

    until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

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  5. fuckingrecipes:

    GREETINGS FELLOW WARRIOR!

    THE WARM DRINK EXPERIENCE IS GLORIOUS, AND SHOULD NOT BE MISSED OUT ON!

    APPLE CIDER IS POPULAR, OR ADD SOME SPICES AND MAKE IT MULLED! 

    THERE’S ALSO MULLED CRANBERRY PUNCH, OR YOU CAN ALTER THAT RECIPE TO MAKE ALL SORTS OF MULLED DRINKS! MULLED PEACH, GRAPE, OR PINEAPPLE JUICE IF YOU WANT SUPER SWEET EXPLOSIONS. 

    EGGNOG IS ALSO GOOD HOT - YOU DON’T HAVE TO ADD ALCOHOL FOR A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH!

    YOU CAN ADD A BIT OF BROWN SUGAR AND A TINY DASH OF VANILLA EXTRACT OR ALMOND EXTRACT TO A GLASS OF HOT MILK. TOP THAT SUCKER WITH WHIPPED CREAM BECAUSE FUCKING HELL WHY NOT?

    ARROS ATOLE IS GOD’S GIFT TO EARTH. ANGELS WEPT JEALOUS TEARS WHEN THEY REALIZED HUMANS COULD NOW ENJOY THIS PERFECTION. MADE WITH RICE, WATER, MILK/CREAM AND CINNAMON. 

    THERE IS SUCH THING AS A NO-COFFEE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE

    Regular Atole is also good but the rice version makes my tastebuds sing Journey albums. 

    TO HAVE THE ULTIMATE HOT DRINK EXPERIENCE, THERE ARE A FEW KEY POINTS. 

    • OBTAIN HOT DRINK
    • WRAP FINGERS FIRMLY AROUND HOT CUP TO SOAK IN THE WARMTH
    • OBSERVE CHANGING SEASONS
    • BREATHE DEEPLY FROM THE HOT BEVERAGE STEAM
    • GO TO POUND TOWN ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
    • SAVOR THE FEELING OF HOT LIQUIDS POOLING IN YOUR BELLY AND HEATING YOU FROM THE INSIDE LIKE THE EMBERS OF A DRAGON’S BREATH. 

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  7. raebit:

It’s October!! Here’s a spooky thing I made for class!!

    raebit:

    It’s October!! Here’s a spooky thing I made for class!!

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  8. the-coolest-cat-in-town:

    phampants:

    thesmashbro:

    fabuloushetahungary:

    punished-gagsy:

    anguisant:

    the-internet-addict:

    smallvagina:

    kawaiiibatman:

    smallvagina:

    January: Selfie Olympics

    February: Flappy Bird

    lets see how the rest of the year goes

    March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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    April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

    May:

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  9. mishasminions:

    "I’m sorry. He took one human sexuality class, he thinks he’s Harvey Milk"

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